- "Never put pillows over your head, because then you can die"
- "Never trust a keyboard,well, simply because it is a keyboard, and it would be just downright stupid to let it handle any human tasks"
- "The significant difference between a drunk and a sober man is that the drunk man is under the heavy influence of alchoholic beaverages, whilst the sober man is not"
- "There is a contrast between light and dark"
- "A painting is not meant to be hung up on the roof, but rather on your wall"
- "Never sleep with your eyes open. It would be most painful"
- "Garbage is a naughty word"
fredag 16. januar 2009
Unimportant Lessons
I guess these are pretty unimportant:
First Row of Stupid and Downright Pointless Sentences!
Okey, these are pretty, pretty downright stupid, not even funny at all:
- "Argh, I knew I shouldn't have given the curtains my house-keys"
- "What is wrong with Cola? I can even bring it"
- "I can swear that I just saw a mole up in a hole!"
- "Want butter on that pie?"
- "Do you have any blonde Afro-Americans around here?"
- "Would care you care for a *Siigh*ahh-rett?"
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