First Row of Stupid and Downright Pointless Sentences!

Okey, these are pretty, pretty downright stupid, not even funny at all:

• "Argh, I knew I shouldn't have given the curtains my house-keys"
• "What is wrong with Cola? I can even bring it"
• "I can swear that I just saw a mole up in a hole!"
• "Want butter on that pie?"
• "Do you have any blonde Afro-Americans around here?"
• "Would care you care for a *Siigh*ahh-rett?"